This is the official Bates Zombies versus Humans 2009 webpage. Here you can sign-up for the game, refresh yourself on the rules, report kills, share good zombie fragging/brain munching stories, or otherwise entertain yourself. Have fun, and remember the only good zombie is a re-dead one!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Kills
You should include your full name, who you killed, when you killed them, and who helped you.
72 comments:
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We Zombies are very hungry! I've managed to fill my Undead Belly with brains...for now.
Daniel Engelberg--11:58 Emmy Spencer--11:59 Drew Gallagher--12:00 Blaise Thompson--12:50
That's total horse shit Blaze! You were hiding under Claire's bed and grabbed my leg. SO LAME! ...braaaaiiins. Also, if anybody needs some nerf guns, which I no longer need, come to room 111 in old Rand...if you dare.
The zombies known as Brian Haswell and Dan Engelberg were viciously pwned by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at 11 and 10 PM, respectively. ZOMBIES BEWARE.
I feasted on Erics' brains in the theater entrance around 10:30ish. Those only sustained me until I found someone whose name I can't remember in Cheney Common room around 10:45ish.
I Jackson Mesick ate Emily Mulligan at approximately 12:15 PM tuesday, and marginally before drew got to her, I ate Leah Dembinski (10:30ish), but I just wasn't sure she realized until she admitted that I had some 15 minutes afterwards... I'm getting hungry again.
Stephan Nunes - Human NO LONGER! I eyed him down in commons. i saw his human status, and waited stealthily outside the building.... waiting for my kill.
Let it be known that an unsuspecting Joseph Nowak was devoured wandering the halls of Parker at 9:30am. He didn't taste all that good. Still hunting... Dave Appelbaum
Four Horseman member Mike Palmer was viciously ambushed by zombies Drew Drabek, Ben Flanders, and Kyle Dunmire Wednesday at 3:15 P.M. after casually checking mail in Chase Hall. Let it be known that human Palmer went down (literally) swinging! Humans beware!
The lost members of the four horsemen of the apocalypse have succeeded in dragging another worthless human into the zombie horde. Drew Drabek, Kyle Dunmire, and Ben Flanders have slain Mike Palmer (3:20pm) on the steps of the old commons, in a ritual sacrifice to the undead lords. Peter Klein is a marked man.
Megan Guynes and Jeremy Muench, slain by Ben Flanders at 12:50 and 12:45, respectively, but I also helped kill Mike Palmer at 3:20 PM, which is my current latest kill.
Alas! It was not that she tired, Nor got struck in the face with some pliers, But she couldn't find brains and began to feel pains and then Barbara the Zombie expired
the still enraged Drew Drabek has claimed his fifth human meal on one of the complacent homo sapiens who let down their guard. Erin Faulder began her spiral into an undead consciousness tonight at 10:30pm.
Three Horsemen be wary. Thine enemies approach with vigor.
11:41PM. Zombie (me) skipping seemingly drunk through the bushes.... hides! plots! and at the moment the human and friend ( yes, it was a full moon) passed, i struck. Di Akiyama becomes an undead.....
This is a preemption to a post that will come from the zombie known as Mike Palmer. He claims that he killed me, Marty Laurita, at 12:10 am on Thursday, May 1st. The facts are: it was a pitch black hallway, I got a shot off, we found the dart, and there is disagreement as to timing. There were no witnesses, it was not a "clean kill", a.k.a. from behind and didn't get a shot off, and I am sure I hit him first. I leave it to the judges to decide, but im quite sure i am still among the living. The Four Horsement live on!
At around 1am last night, Jon Browher was savagely accosted by a gang of zombies clad in black, including Mike Palmer, Casey Winner, and some other undead chaps he couldn't identify, next to Wood St. House, moments after stepping out of a vehicle. He was tagged from behind before he could pull out his pump-action shotgun. His last words warned Alex Downs to run away as fast as he could. Alex was last seen booking it along Wood St. with 3-4 zombies in pursuit. It is believed that he escaped. The whereabouts of Zombie Browher remain unknown...
At approximatly 3:40 P.M. the entrails and brains of Amanda Ayotte were consumed by ex-Horseman zombies Marty Laurita and Mike Palmer outside a side entrance to Pettigrew Hall. Mmmmm....brains!
At 6:15 pm, Blaise Thompson, Marshall Karpel, Meghan Fahey and Katie Taylor ate the brains of Simone Pathe and Emily Moyer (We think those were the names)
Ex-member of the four horsemen Kyle Dunmire ate the brains of Brendon Small and Alex Downs assisted by Mike Palmer and Amanda Ayotte outside of Hayes House at approx. 11:45 on May the first.
the ex member of these four horsemen cowardly ate the brains of alex and Brendan after they were informed by one Amanda ayotte who showed up at a previously declared neutral party whom neither of the aforementioned members were invited to for good reason. its so great when people betray the number one rule of, and i quote, "don't be a dick." suck it.
Sorry for the above board spam. Some people just get a little too upset when they get outsmarted. No rules were broken and the party was NOT neutral as the zombies present were constantly getting whipped by socks. We were never informed that the humans wanted the party to be neutral and would have removed our wristbands upon request. The zombie who made the tags and the zombies who coordinated the effort made no pact to be neutral during said party. As this party was out of doors, the humans were fair game.
Let's not blame one person here, as you know, Zombies work in groups.
Might I add, Mr. Downs, that not wearing your wristband would fall under the category of "being a dick"
Wow I didn't think there would be this much drama...sorry everyone.
72 comments:
We Zombies are very hungry! I've managed to fill my Undead Belly with brains...for now.
Daniel Engelberg--11:58
Emmy Spencer--11:59
Drew Gallagher--12:00
Blaise Thompson--12:50
Yum.
Zombie Jake.
Ru hassanov - 3:20 PM 4/28.
Delicious.io
Nina Halperin
Haley Cambell
both right around 2:00
Nina Halperin has eaten the brains of
Katie Taylor--3:53
Katie Taylor and I got...
Colin Colby.
6:53 PM.
That's total horse shit Blaze! You were hiding under Claire's bed and grabbed my leg. SO LAME! ...braaaaiiins. Also, if anybody needs some nerf guns, which I no longer need, come to room 111 in old Rand...if you dare.
Colin Colby has eaten the very disappointed brain of Zachary Ross. I may be only half Japanese, but that half is 100% ninja ...bitch
Katie Taylor and I ate the brains of...
Ned Antell, Joe Musso, and an unidentified human (please come forward) at 8:35.
And Alex Iyer at 8:45.
Humans. Fear us!
at 10 pm, Meghan Fahey and Michael Adashek were consumed in a bloody struggle.
Zombie Zach
The unidentified human killed by Blaise Thompson and Katie Taylor was I, Peter Gurney, who said his name quite audibly.
The zombies known as Brian Haswell and Dan Engelberg were viciously pwned by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at 11 and 10 PM, respectively. ZOMBIES BEWARE.
I have devoured the soul of Christopher Dahlin at approx. 5:00 pm.
-Zombie Emmy Spencer
Katie Taylor, Nina Halperin, and I killed
Jackson Mesick-- 11:06PM
Barbara Byers-- 11:50PM
I was done with my jovial shower
And was in no way feeling sour
Till I opened the do' and was faced with a foe
Who devoured my brains in an hour
Farewell human race. HELLO BRAINS!!!
So sorry for marking you as unidentified, Peter! We actually forgot your name. Our fault! You did say your name quite audibly.
Enjoy your time as a zombie!
Patrick Harris (12:30 AM 4/29)
Nick Silverson (1:50 AM 4/29)
Christine Arsnow: 11:57 am
-Zombie Emmy Spencer
Greg Sousa and Drew Drabek were stripped of their humandom outside of 'New Commons' this afternoon by a small turd-sandwhich.
haley campbell zombified laura will at approximately 1:15.
I enjoyed the brains of
Sam Woods (11:00)
Jason Weeks (12:30)
David Applebaum (12:30)
Schuyler Rooth--12:00
Lunch time is feeding time. For everyone!
Zombie Jake
Don Dumayas, Meghan Fahey, Katie Taylor, Barbara Byers and I shared the brains of Chris Lin at 11:45.
Yum yum brains... Kadidia Dagnogo and Melissa Pryor at 12:55 PM, shared with Brian Haswell.
I feasted on Bridget Brewer, an unsuspecting human at 1pm today. Now we can put our smart zombie heads together!
I ate Nathan Kane at 5:15 pm tuesday, mmmm.
Katie Taylor and I ate Sean VanderVliet at 6:40.
Alex Iyre and I consumed the brains of Allegra Scharff and Maggie McCally at around 3:00 PM.
I, Maggie McCally, had an appetizer of Sam Leicter's brains before dinner this evening.
RIP Sam Leicter, 5:15 pm.
I, atueKatie Taylor tagged Casey Winner BRAINS!
I feasted on the brain of Maren Vouga at 10:35 PM this very night. Scrumptious!
The newly enraged undead warrior Drew Drabek had a delicious double feast in Cheney:
Marshall Karpel (10:30ish)
Leah Dembinski (10:30ish)
Not an hour passed before the need for vengeance arose once again and in 280 College, dessert was slain:
Kyle Dunmire (10:45ish)
Delish.
More to come soon.
Zombie Drew
P.S.
Four Horsemen beware!
I feasted on Erics' brains in the theater entrance around 10:30ish. Those only sustained me until I found someone whose name I can't remember in Cheney Common room around 10:45ish.
I meant to type that I tagged Casey Winner at around 10:20; for some reason that wasn't what I typed...
Brian St. Thomas and I (Chris Lin) turned Molly Mylius into a zombie.
I Jackson Mesick ate Emily Mulligan at approximately 12:15 PM tuesday, and marginally before drew got to her, I ate Leah Dembinski (10:30ish), but I just wasn't sure she realized until she admitted that I had some 15 minutes afterwards... I'm getting hungry again.
Jackson Mesick
Stephan Nunes - Human NO LONGER! I eyed him down in commons. i saw his human status, and waited stealthily outside the building.... waiting for my kill.
Like the South, I have fallen, but will rise again... and am smelly, uncoordinated and dim.
It was by Drew's hand that I was slain.
-Marshall
Let it be known that an unsuspecting Joseph Nowak was devoured wandering the halls of Parker at 9:30am. He didn't taste all that good.
Still hunting... Dave Appelbaum
Zombies Bridget Brewer and Nick Silverson lunched on the brains of Jack Murphy at 12:00 after class.
Four Horseman member Mike Palmer was viciously ambushed by zombies Drew Drabek, Ben Flanders, and Kyle Dunmire Wednesday at 3:15 P.M. after casually checking mail in Chase Hall. Let it be known that human Palmer went down (literally) swinging! Humans beware!
The lost members of the four horsemen of the apocalypse have succeeded in dragging another worthless human into the zombie horde. Drew Drabek, Kyle Dunmire, and Ben Flanders have slain Mike Palmer (3:20pm) on the steps of the old commons, in a ritual sacrifice to the undead lords. Peter Klein is a marked man.
O Humans, be thee wary!
Nina Halperin and I devoured the brawny brains of George MacDonald!
Ha. Ha. George.
At 4:00... sorry about that.
Megan Guynes and Jeremy Muench, slain by Ben Flanders at 12:50 and 12:45, respectively, but I also helped kill Mike Palmer at 3:20 PM, which is my current latest kill.
At 6:45 pm, our zombie horde feasted upon the brains of Sarah Ewing.
The members of our horde were: Emmy Spencer, Maggie McCally, Blaise Thompson, Meghan Fahey, Nina Halperin, and Katie Taylor
I ambushed Meg Cadden at approximately 7:00pm yesterday...
-Emily Mulligan
Alas! It was not that she tired,
Nor got struck in the face with some pliers,
But she couldn't find brains and began to feel pains and then Barbara the Zombie expired
I guess I'm dead, but I ate Rob Friedman yesterday night at around 11:00. Solo baby.
Zombies Bridget and Schuyler ate Abritee Dahl's soul on Wednesday night at 9:30pm! We like to share!
David Appelbaum, Jason Weeks, and Tracy Glazier succeeded in taking down Daniel Miller today at 9:00 am.
for the horde!
the still enraged Drew Drabek has claimed his fifth human meal on one of the complacent homo sapiens who let down their guard. Erin Faulder began her spiral into an undead consciousness tonight at 10:30pm.
Three Horsemen be wary.
Thine enemies approach with vigor.
11:41PM. Zombie (me) skipping seemingly drunk through the bushes.... hides! plots! and at the moment the human and friend ( yes, it was a full moon) passed, i struck. Di Akiyama becomes an undead.....
I have slain two more victims at midnight in a College 280 common room.
RIP...
Sean Wilkinson
Jenny Imrich
~Kyle Dunmire
This is a preemption to a post that will come from the zombie known as Mike Palmer. He claims that he killed me, Marty Laurita, at 12:10 am on Thursday, May 1st. The facts are: it was a pitch black hallway, I got a shot off, we found the dart, and there is disagreement as to timing. There were no witnesses, it was not a "clean kill", a.k.a. from behind and didn't get a shot off, and I am sure I hit him first. I leave it to the judges to decide, but im quite sure i am still among the living. The Four Horsement live on!
Abritee Dhal killed Elliot Morgan around 10 30ish?
Erin Faulder, Mike Palmer and Slimey Jack O'Brainey all feasted upon the unwilling flesh of the delectable Marty at 10:28am.
At around 1am last night, Jon Browher was savagely accosted by a gang of zombies clad in black, including Mike Palmer, Casey Winner, and some other undead chaps he couldn't identify, next to Wood St. House, moments after stepping out of a vehicle. He was tagged from behind before he could pull out his pump-action shotgun. His last words warned Alex Downs to run away as fast as he could. Alex was last seen booking it along Wood St. with 3-4 zombies in pursuit. It is believed that he escaped. The whereabouts of Zombie Browher remain unknown...
At approximatly 3:40 P.M. the entrails and brains of Amanda Ayotte were consumed by ex-Horseman zombies Marty Laurita and Mike Palmer outside a side entrance to Pettigrew Hall. Mmmmm....brains!
The Zombie known as Flanders has feasted upon the brains of avid human player Chris Cason at 6:30 PM. MMM mmm brains!
At 6:15 pm, Blaise Thompson, Marshall Karpel, Meghan Fahey and Katie Taylor ate the brains of Simone Pathe and Emily Moyer (We think those were the names)
At 7:00, Blaise Thompson, Katie Taylor and Maggie McCally feasted upon Molly Wolkin. Braiiinnnessss
Bridget and Schuyler put their brains together and then ate some. We attacked and consumed a disgruntled Zach Eaton's brains at 715pm.
I, Schuyler Rooth, just ate Wes Farnsworth's brains. They were sort of gross. I'm sure there were some cooties in there.
Hong Nguyen, Brian St. Thomas, and Chris Lin claimed the humanity of Sebastian Pedraza this evening at 10:30 this evening.
Claire Parker, the devious human, is at this moment in old Rand room 111. come get her. --traitor
I ate Dave Philbrook at 10 50 PM today.. :-)
sorry my full name is Abritee Dhal
Nick Silverson ate Noah McCreight at 11:45.
Ex-member of the four horsemen Kyle Dunmire ate the brains of Brendon Small and Alex Downs assisted by Mike Palmer and Amanda Ayotte outside of Hayes House at approx. 11:45 on May the first.
the ex member of these four horsemen cowardly ate the brains of alex and Brendan after they were informed by one Amanda ayotte who showed up at a previously declared neutral party whom neither of the aforementioned members were invited to for good reason. its so great when people betray the number one rule of, and i quote, "don't be a dick." suck it.
you'd be surprised how fast people will cum in your eyes.
Sorry for the above board spam. Some people just get a little too upset when they get outsmarted. No rules were broken and the party was NOT neutral as the zombies present were constantly getting whipped by socks. We were never informed that the humans wanted the party to be neutral and would have removed our wristbands upon request. The zombie who made the tags and the zombies who coordinated the effort made no pact to be neutral during said party. As this party was out of doors, the humans were fair game.
Let's not blame one person here, as you know, Zombies work in groups.
Might I add, Mr. Downs, that not wearing your wristband would fall under the category of "being a dick"
Wow I didn't think there would be this much drama...sorry everyone.
-Amanda
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